Funny Quotes

“I have no agenda except to be funny. Neither I or the writers profess to offer any worldly wisdom.”

Julia Louis-Dreyfus
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“It's funny how I use social media because I don't use it to promote my restaurants that much. I use it for social issues and I think that's what it's for. I do a few things - I mess around with music a lot because that's a passion of mine. If something strikes me and I want to share it, I do.”

Tom Colicchio
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“We live in a funny time. If you don't go corporate, you can't compete. You're relegated as irrelevant. People used to admire that.”

Ethan Hawke
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“I had a terrible time hiring rich people. It sounds funny, but the problem is when things go wrong they can ask, 'Why am I doing this?' You don't ever want anybody asking that question. You want them to say, 'I know why I'm doing it, I need the money, let's go' or whatever it is that draws them.”

Ben Horowitz
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“I run around my house naked with heels all the time. It's so funny.”

Mary-Kate Olsen
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“It's funny - I read that women look to chiseled-faced guys for one-night stands, and to round-faced guys for marriage. When I'm rounder in the face, I like to say, 'This is my long-term look.' Or 'This is my wife-and-kids look right here.'”

Garrett Hedlund
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“There's a darkness under 'The Hangover' because ultimately there's a missing person and it's not really that funny. There's a sort of darkness under it that I love, and still people are laughing as hard if not harder than they did in 'Old School.'”

Todd Phillips
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“My mother is very funny. She is from a village; she has a typical village kind of humour. Often she says a lot of things she herself isn't aware is a punch line.”

Kapil Sharma
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